フォンテーヌリークきたか

Once upon a time, there lived Tartaglia in Liyue.
One day Tartaglia was washing his anus in the river when a huge penis came tumbling down the stream.
He tried to escape, but It didn't come true.
“No! Mr. Zhongli!”
The identity of the penis was Zhongli.
Tartaglia was fucked promptly.
“Aiiiiiiiiiiii!!”
”I give you the punishment for polluting the water source.“
Protect natural resources.
Liyue‘s schools still teach today.