鹿肉のジョーク

One evening a man brings home some deer meat his buddy at work gave him.

He asks his wife to cook it for dinner, but tells her "don't tell the kids what it is or they won't eat it." So she cooks it, and calls the kids to dinner.

So they're at the table eating, and little Johnny says "this meat tastes funny." Mom replies "well it's not beef, it's actually something I call your dad sometimes."

Then little Sally yells "SPIT IT OUT JOHNNY, IT'S AN ASSHOLE!!!"